byrdsfly:

leering-hero:

byrdsfly:

leering-hero:

suck my dick geology

I feel like there’s a “rock hard” joke in here somewhere…

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byrdsfly:

leering-hero:

suck my dick geology

I feel like there’s a “rock hard” joke in here somewhere…

suck my dick geology

crab-cakes:

areyoshi:

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never read Hanna is Not a Boy’s Name at all

hoooowww daaaaareee yooooouuuuuu

goodbyeangels:

courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

WRITE A BOOK

Video Games to look forward to

mcl0vinit:

I hate when people ask you “do you drink?”

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

i feel like the “its a metaphor” thing is gonna become the new big tumblr meme and if thats the case then we should just bring back doge and dad jokes cause its been a day and im already sick of this john green bullshit.

aromantics: i love you, no romo

nutrientnatalie:

Let me just say, just because you eat healthily and work out doesn’t necessarily mean you ARE healthy

Being afraid of sugar, a piece of cake, or anything not clean is not “healthy”

Being pissed and anxious and upset and mad at yourself for missing one day of working out is not “healthy”

Your entire life revolving around food, exercising and being healthy is not “healthy”

Just putting that out there

sansasturk:

olenna tyrell: killing a man at a wedding? that’s horrid! what sort of monster would do such a thing? *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*